Never EVER Duck Face
Unless you want Donald to take you on a date, then what the hell are you doing? It is a trend that, unlike, skinny jeans or vinyl, should never come back. The best is to smile and look natural. Looking like you are trying too hard or faking it is a major turn-off.
Hot Dog Legs
Sure, you’re looking super tanned and skinny, but you also look like you should be enjoyed with mustard, and not in a good way
No one cares about you and your gf’s/bf’s kissy-kissy. This includes screenshots of your text messages (cringe). No matter how fast your little hearts are throbbing for each other, no one else will understand or care (sorry).
While you’re at it, if you aren’t driving the DeLorean, avoid the “me and my car” couple selfie as well – jealousy makes people nasty, and nasty makes them not like your selfie.
I understand that you are dying to show-off how good you look crying, but seriously, avoid the TERRIBLE #FuneralSelfie. Basically avoid anything to do with old people.
People notice, so double check everything from cereal stuck in your beard to the background for embarrassing items or photobombers before posting.