The South Park intro song is a fan favourite. It’s easy to learn and has a catchy tune, making the South Park intro song a song that even non-South Park fans know. One of the best parts of the South Park intro song, is Kenny’s part. The fact that you can never understand what Kenny is saying is translated beautifully across to the South Park intro song, where you can’t make out what he is singing. But we’ve scavaged the Internet for you, to find out what Kenny is singing in the South Park intro song.
Turns out, there are different versions of Kenny’s verse throughout the South Park intro song history and here are all the versions and what Kenny says in each.
Season 1 -2 South Park Into Song
In the first two seasons of South Park, Kenny only had one thing on his brain while singing his part of the South Park intro song.
“I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with deep vaginas.”
Season 3 – 5 South Park Intro Song
Kenny’s verse seems to heat up a little from season 3 and becomes more vulgar than ever… but that’s South Park for you.
“I have a 10-inch penis, use your mouth to help me clean it.”
Season 6 South Park Intro Song
In this season, Kenny was killed off. The South Park intro song also featured a different version of his verse.
“Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, livin’ a lie TIMMY!”
Season 7 – 10 South Park Intro Song
Everyone loves Britney Spears, right? Not as much as Kenny, apparently.
“Someday I’ll be old enough to stick my dick up Britney’s butt.”
Season 11 – Now South Park Intro Song
We would’ve throught that Kenny might become more lyrically creative as the show evolved. But then we forget that he is a perpetual 4th grader and his verses to the South Park intro song start to make sense again (or as much sense as you can make from South Park’s dark humour).
“I like fucking silly bitches and I know my penis likes it.”
We wonder what Kenny will say in the South Park intro next.
Which version of the South Park intro show is your favourite? Drop us a comment below and let us know.